September 2012
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May 2012
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british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: i fucking love maple syrup
australians: wheres my boomerang
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me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
me: *runs up the stairs on all fours*
clayaiken2003:
i bet bill gates doesnt even use internet explorer
tumblr has changed my life to the point where my sentences can no longer be properly formulated because same yes good
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dblaksle:
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
I do.
Watch
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shadows-of-the-darkness:
im sorry, this just made me laugh way too much.
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ilypromise:
all time favorite Regina Spektor...
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum can’t get his eyeliner to match, no matter how much he tries.
hello, jane's little friends.
How to Flirt
smile
wink
use cheesy pick up lines
gently stroke cheek
slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
drag to car
me when my ipod is on shuffle: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes
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hiougi-city:
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mycroft-queenofcake:
things I would do if I was John Watson:
Sherlock Holmes
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